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N A S T U C K

He went in. He did not come out.

$NASTUCK — the only chart that can't go down because it can't move

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the flap resists

CATS CURRENTLY STUCK: {{ catsStuck }}

HOW TO GET STUCK

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GET A WALLET

Download Phantom. It's a wallet. For your internet money.

GET SOL

Buy SOL somewhere and send it to your wallet. Not to me. Please stop sending it to me.

SWAP

Go to a DEX, paste the contract, swap SOL for $NASTUCK. Confirm before you overthink it.

GET STUCK

That's it. You're in the flap now. There is no reverse gear.

THE NASDAQ, BUT IN CAT FLAPS

numbers vibe-based. do not quote us.

One (1) cat flap costs $40. Here is what the big Nasdaq names could buy, if they wanted to get stuck as efficiently as possible.

COMPANY WORTH-ISH IN CAT FLAPS

NVIDIA $4.2T 105 billion flaps

APPLE $3.6T 90 billion flaps

MICROSOFT $3.4T 85 billion flaps

AMAZON $2.4T 60 billion flaps

ALPHABET $2.3T 57 billion flaps

META $1.6T 40 billion flaps

TESLA $1.1T 27 billion flaps

NETFLIX $0.5T 12 billion flaps

NASTUCK 🐱 STUCK 1 flap. occupied.

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NASDAQ

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